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14th-Aug-2005 11:25 am
[blah or mildly irritated]
I want a big off switch for stupid people.

Actually, I want a big bat to hit people who disseminate one sided arguments.

It could be a wiffle bat, but still...
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14th-Aug-2005 10:31 am (UTC)
If you manage to find somewhere that sells those switches, can you either pick me up one or we can share the costs? I can see the numerous benefits of such a useful device.

A bat would be good too, but I like not having a criminal record.
14th-Aug-2005 11:06 am (UTC)
Has Star Trek taught you nothing? There's an off switch on the lower back on the left side.

Oh wait... only on androids.

*sighs*

Guess the bat it is then.
14th-Aug-2005 11:19 am (UTC)
Sounds like you might have met the same people as theora
14th-Aug-2005 11:36 am (UTC)
They're everywhere.
14th-Aug-2005 04:19 pm (UTC)
I completely agree. I think a lot of times that the stupid is the only universal.

I'm actually not having a hard time with anyone in the UK just now. Just so you know. :)
14th-Aug-2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
I hadn't read that into it at all, don't worry :)
14th-Aug-2005 02:22 pm (UTC)
Heh... I'm just picturing that scene in South Park where Cartman is trying to beat one of the others to death with a wiffle bat. "Hold still, this is going to take some time..."

I'll mail you one if you want... :)
15th-Aug-2005 12:31 am (UTC)
i so need one of those myself......
if you find one in that UK place, let me know :)
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