I came back to my room a little while ago. I was armed with Pancit and Golden Tofu. (I still can't find the corkscrew, which stymies the risotto making activities.)
There are three damp-looking spots on my bed.
Well, I stood there staring at the spots for about five minutes. I figured, there is only a few things that could have made wet spots on my bed. I tried to remember my morning...nope, I made it to the bathroom. *confused look* I looked up at the ceiling...no leak. So, I felt the spots. Not wet. What the heck? So I searched the sheets. There, nestled among the sheets, was a Hershey's Special Dark Mini Bar.
*rolls eyes* When I was eating supper last night, I had a chocolate fix, but I wanted to save the Special Darks (as they are my favs) for later, so I sat them in a neat pile next to me on the bed. Apparently, one of them snuggled into the covers and left oily little marks as it tossed and turned with me in the bed. Hmph.
The moral? Eat your favs first. Otherwise, they will snuggle down in your bed and require a sheet change. Heh.